Oh God, it's Halloween.

**racksensesid** · 31st October 2008

I'm curious...

Have any of you ever had your house egged or anything crazy because you didn't have sweets or money to give to the little oiks that dress up and come to your door on Halloween?

I've been living in my current house for about 6-7 years, and don't recall anyone ever having come to my door on Halloween. But those years I probably had sweet things in the house to throw at them. This year the best I've got is a bag of raisins. Maybe breadsticks.

If they do come to my door this year, what's an appropriate bribe?

Sid

**Row** · 31st October 2008

i just go over to the kids house, bang on the door and tell the parents to keep their sexy children away from my house.

**racksensesid** · 31st October 2008

Originally Posted by Row

tell the parents to keep their sexy children away from my house.

Aren't you concerned about the parents and Daily Mail/The Sun readers then setting fire to your house?

**burble** · 31st October 2008

Sainsburys had a sign up last night saying eggs wouldn't be sold to children under 16. Makes a bit more sense now I realise what time of the year it is...

**vaserv** · 31st October 2008

Last year the wife dressed up the baby and the cats. I sat in the corner and went bah humbug

Ed · 31st October 2008

Originally Posted by vaserv

Last year the wife dressed up the baby and the cats. I sat in the corner and went bah humbug

Wrong Celebration, that's christmas!

**Dhosting** · 31st October 2008

I have a plan this year send them to the old lady next door as she’s pure evil

Close all the blinds and pretend you’re not in, that’s the best way. Oh and if any little git chucks eggs at our place I will chuck a bag of cement at them got plenty out back.

**ChrisOlver** · 31st October 2008

BB Guns and Air pelit rifles are the way to go, those little shits wont come back.. (not best to do it in London as your outgunned)

**Paul-UKWSD** · 31st October 2008

We never get any trouble, always buy sweets in ready to hand out.

**JamieBeeston** · 31st October 2008

http://www.graveyard.at/

Fun in the wharf tonight.
Hippies protesting!

**luke** · 31st October 2008

Originally Posted by burble

Sainsburys had a sign up last night saying eggs wouldn't be sold to children under 16. Makes a bit more sense now I realise what time of the year it is...

Pft! Only the newbs throw fresh eggs.
All the pro' will have bought their eggs a few weeks before for the extra smell!

**administrator** · 31st October 2008

I'm feeling a bit guilty now with the pretending to be out thing, but we really dont have anything in the house to give and nothing smaller than a £20 note heh

**[inx]Olly** · 31st October 2008

Originally Posted by JamieBeeston

Dancing on the Grave of Capitalism!

Fun in the wharf tonight.
Hippies protesting!

Love the big Google image on their webpage

**wise** · 31st October 2008

our dog goes crazy whenever the door goes, soon scares them away ...

**Cyberprog** · 1st November 2008

I sprayed my boots silver and put them outside the door. The little shits don't go anywhere near you as they think gary glitter's living there...

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