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    Strange ... but true?

    A sperm = 37.5 MB of genetic information. Using basic math, we can compute the bandwidth of human male ejaculation as: (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
    Thoughts please, geeks?
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    You've got far too much spare time
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    Not me! some bloke had it as his sig on another forum
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    So what does it mean when your port is capped?
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    It means your firing blanks Olly!
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    a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then, 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec!

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    Can you apply QoS to this bandwidth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penguin View Post
    Can you apply QoS to this bandwidth?
    Dunno, but presumably a condom is a null route...
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    Does the Mere Conduit rule apply here? :P

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    It's just a shame when the switches max throughput is reached.

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    the calc is off by a significant factor ISTR its avg 1.5m sperm per mltr from bio class not 100mill

    and the genetic encoding is sub 4Mb of data

    so simply put the post content s B*llocks
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    You're all disgusting perverts.








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    Quote Originally Posted by othellotech View Post
    so simply put the post content s B*llocks
    Rob, your a Spoilsport... I bet a few kiddie hosts would have brought it up next time in high school computing if you never said that!

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    Yawn!! Oops - sorry fell asleep while reading this thread!

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