I'm MP3'ing my "beyond our ken" and "round the horne" collection, and s** bad word removed **ping the tapes of old radio shows, and have been in absolute fits listening to them again ...

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge fold all his pound notes and stuff them in his mattress ?
- because he believed everyone needs some money to retire on and when he wakes he can feel his wealth increases

they get worse .... the Sandy&Julian sketches are amazing after all this time ..